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2012
Post your Invention Project scripts here
Posted by: Mr. Goldstein in Invention, Scripts, WritingPost your invention project scripts in the comments section below. Include the first names and first initial of your last names for everyone in the group, and the period number.
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April 4th, 2012 at 11:10 am
Anytime Jacket
P.1- Wow. I’m so cold, its like 40 degrees and I’m only wearing a shirt and shorts.
P.2- Hey, try this its called the anytime jacket. All you do is put it on and you’re ready for the weather that you’re in.
P.1- Awesome, now I’m perfect. This is amazing.
P.2- I know, you should get one for yourself, they’re only $200, and that’s cheap because you won’t ever have to buy clothes again.
P.1- Cool! Where can you get one?
P.2- You can only get them online, at anytimejacket.com, or call 1-800 THE JACKET.
P.1- Ok, ill get one now. How long do they take to ship?
P.2- 6 months, but its worth the wait.
P.1- Ok, ill wait.
P.1- But wait, what if its really hot, I don’t want to be wearing a jacket!
P.2- Its ok if you put it on, it disappears and turns into a shirt and shorts, then you just take off the shirt and it turns back into the jacket.
P.1- Okay! That’s cool, but does it really work for any kind of weather?
P.2- You name it. Rain, it turns into a raincoat and boots, Shine, it turns into a shirt and shorts, Snow, it turns to a snow jacket and boots.
P.1- Lets go over there where its snowing.
P.2- Ok watch. (Puts on jacket).
P.1- Cool! You’re wearing a snow jacket and snow boots!
P.2- Lets go over there where its raining.
P.1- Wow! You’re in a raincoat! That is one cool jacket!
P.2- Lets go over there where there is a gun war.
P.1- Wow, I’m in bulletproof armor, awesome!
P.1- I’m buying this now!
Michael S.
Period 2
April 9th, 2012 at 1:21 pm
Light as Air Script:
Person 1: My bag is so heavy!
Person 2: Really?! I’m carrying Light as Air!
Person 1: Whoa, what’s Light as Air?
Person 2: Light as Air is basically a bag that is super light. Hence the name Light as Air!
Person 1: Wow I want to buy it! How much does it cost?
Person 2: Light as Air costs only $30.00!
Person 1: But what am I going to do with all my textbooks?
Person 2: I guarantee they will all fit into Light as Air. It will feel like you’re carrying nothing!
Person 1: What if I don’t like what Light as Air looks like?
Person 2: Well, Light as Air has 3 different styles in a variety of colors! I’m sure you’ll find something you like.
(Person 1 magically starts carrying Light as Air)
Person 1: Whoa! I can’t believe that I’m carrying 5 textbooks!
Person 2: Yeah, have fun with Light as Air!
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: No problem!
(Examples of what someone looks like before and after Light as Air)
Person 1 and 2: Order Now!
April 9th, 2012 at 1:26 pm
The Smart Pill
Script
Parts: camera= shavon, Zach= pharmacist,
Casey=buyer/student, Remy=other student.
Casey- “ I can’t pass a test!” “is There something that can help?”
Zach- “Yes there is!” “a New pill we got in today called the smart pill.”
Casey-“what’s the smart pill and what does it do?”
Zach- “the smart pill automatically makes you a genius! You will never fail a test again!”
Casey- “that’s amazing! Are there any side Effects that I should be worried about?”
Zach- “yes there are. The side effects are headaches, nausea, and sneezing. If any occur please call your doctor immediately.”
Casey-“Thanks! I’ll take one bottle.”
Zach-“ok that will be 400 dollars.”
The next day in school
Casey- “I’m ready to take the test!”
Remy- “really? how it’s a pop quiz?”
Casey- “because I have the smart pill!”
Remy-“wow! Can I have one?”
Casey- “no.” and walks away.
Teacher- “here you go Students” (passes out the tests)
Casey- “Time to ace this test!”
Remy- “casey please can I have one of those smart pills!?”
Casey- “no. leave me alone!”
Remy- “fine”
After the test
Casey- “I finally got a 100% on a test. Whaoooooooo!”
Remy- “ I didn’t need it I got an 80% anyway”
Casey- “I can go an put this on my refrigerator”
Remy- “Whatever!”
April 9th, 2012 at 3:51 pm
The time remote commercial script
Characters
Girl #1-Isabella G
Salesman-Jonathan CC
Camera person-Henry A
Teacher-Brenna
Script
Scene 1
Teacher- All right guys time for a pop quiz! Hope you studied your notes on the Triassic period!
Girl-Oh my gosh I didn’t study!
Salesperson- Why study it when you can go to the Triassic period! *presses button on remote
Scene 2
Girl-Wow! This is too cool. I’ve traveled back in time!
Salesperson- That’s only one of the cool powers featured on the time remote! You can go back in time, pause it, or go forward!
Scene 3
Teacher- *hands back paper great studying; you go the only A in the class!
Girl-Thanks! I owe it all to the time remote!
Scene 4
Salesperson- The time remote is only $125 per month. Side effects may include, frozen time, heart failure, lung failure, exposure to radiation causing death. The TR company is no responsible for any injuries or fatalities caused by the time remote.
Scene 5
*logo appears on screen fading out time remote
April 10th, 2012 at 11:31 am
FLEXI SPRAY COMMERCIAL
(Hannah does a round off to Katie)
Katie: I wish I could do that!
Hannah: Well now you can, with Flexi Spray!
Katie: What is Flexi Spray?
Hannah: It is a spray that turns you instantly flexible, you can do round offs, back handsprings, walkover, and so much more!!
Katie: COOL can I try Flexi Spray!
Hannah: Sure
(Katie does a backhand spring step out back walkover)
Both hold Flexi Spray and say “Thanks Flexi Spray”
Hannah: Used by Mary Lou Retton!!
Katie: Side effects may include dizziness, depression, and loss of weight and extreme growth of hair.
April 10th, 2012 at 12:55 pm
THE INVISICLOAK
Scene 1: Hi there, I’m Alex here to tell you about The Invisicloak. All you have to do is put it on and (pause until person wearing cloak is out of picture.) Just like that you are invisible. The Invisicloak refracts the light around you to make you invisible. You may not be able to see me, but I’m still here. You could use The Invisicloak to pull an awesome prank on your friends like this.
Scene 2: (random person is drinking a water bottle) Person wearing cloak: SHHHHHHH……. (Person drinking water spills water and gets mad as if someone knocked it over.)
Person drinking water: Hey! Who did that? Come back here. (Person then looks around, realizes no one is there, and then makes a confused face.)
Person wearing cloak (not in picture): With The Invisicloak you’ll be the prank master. This incredible invention could be yours for just $365.12 plus shipping and handling and tax. You’ll be the coolest kid in the school once they find out it’s you under the hood. (Person wearing cloak takes off hood.)
April 10th, 2012 at 1:04 pm
Kid 1: I wish I was flexible…
Kid 2: I wish I was hyper /: …
Speaker # 1: Do you want to be flexible like this? (Speaker does something flexible)
Child #1: how can I do that?
Speaker#2: Try the new FlexHype gum!
Speaker#3: Do you want to be Hyper like this? (Speaker does something hyper)
Child#2: well how can that happen?
Speaker#2: FlexHype is made out of natural and organic stuff.
Child#1: Mmm, that sounds good! Where can I buy this gum?
Speaker#2: Well kid, FlexHype is sold at all Grocery stores & gas stations.
Child#2: How much does this gum cost?
Speaker#1: This gum costs $6.99, but if you order now you can get two for an unbelievable cost of $12.99 !!!
Fast Talker: FLEXHYPE IS ACTUALLY MADE OUT OF WHALE BLUBBER AND MAY MAKE YOUR BONES RUBBERY.
April 10th, 2012 at 1:22 pm
SCRIPT
By Bailey and Roxy P4
Roxy: (with pig nose) Hey, I was just wondering if I should get a nose job. What do you think?
Bailey: (leaves conversation with escape button).
Roxy: WHERES WALDO?
Bailey: Have you ever been in an awkward situation where all you wanted to do is escape?
Roxy: YES!!
Bailey: Or just wanted to shut people up?
Roxy: Oh yea!
Bailey: WELL NOW YOU CAN!
Roxy: Holla!
Bailey: Introducing the…
Bailey and Roxy: CLICK-O-NATOR
Roxy: Only $320
Bailey: Allows you to control life around you and actions of people with a click of a button!
Roxy: You can mute, escape, rewind, fast-forward, pause, play and more! (Show actions of each).
Bailey: Comes in key chain sizes as well as regular handheld sizes like small, medium and large.
Roxy: Order yours now!!!
Bailey: Call 1-800-CLICK-O-NATOR and the first 10 callers with receive one of their choices free.
Roxy: Batteries not included. BYE.
Bailey: ROXY, DON’T RUN INTO MY HOUSE WITH MUDDY SHOES!
(Presses pause right before Roxy runs into house)
Bailey: Phew!
Roxy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April 10th, 2012 at 2:23 pm
Script
CELIA: “Hey Jackson, I can’t remember when my friend’s birthday is. She said it’s coming soon, but I just can’t remember what exact date it is this month!”
JACKSON: “Well, I really don’t know.”
CELIA: “I wish there was something that could help me remember, so I can show up to her birthday party on the right date.”
JACKSON: “You know, I can’t even remember what class is next for me. It’s the first week of school anyway. That would be really cool if there was something to help us remember. Like a drink or something.”
Random guy from the future appears…
JACKSON: “WOW!!! A man from the future!”
CELIA: “Why would he be here?”
Jack’s announcing…
JACK: “Are you someone who doesn’t remember anything? Well here’s something new for you! It’s called H2R. It’s a high-tech substance that makes you remember everything that you’ve forgotten! (Kids say really?!) That’s right! Remember everything! People are going crazy for this thing! “
JACKSON & CELIA: “Really?”
Jack: “Here try this”
Jack gives Jackson and Celia the drink…
JACKSON: “Now I remember my next class!”
CELIA: “Now I remember my friend’s birthday!”
JACKSON & CELIA: “Thanks random guy from the future!”
JACK: “You’re welcome. Now where’s my 79.99 plus tax?”
KYLE: “I’m Barack Obama, and I approve this message.”
Rodrigo’s with Kyle/Obama as body guard.
April 10th, 2012 at 3:42 pm
Characters
Seller- Jayda M.
Buyer- Lucas E.
Camera Person- Daniela M.
Director- Jessica N.
Script
Buyer- (Lucas, struggling with a regular umbrella, at least 2 minutes of struggling with the umbrella)
Seller- (Jessica forgets her umbrella at home) Are you tired of carrying a big umbrella with you? (Daniela forgets her pen at home) Are you tired of forgetting a pen at home? Well here it is the solution to your problem with just a click away, an umbrella that pops out of a pen.
Buyer- Well, why should I buy it?
Seller- Because if it starts raining all at once, you don’t have to struggle opening an umbrella
Buyer- Oh, How much does it cost?
Seller- It only costs 25.76
Buyer- Alright then I’ll buy it (Lucas gives money)
Seller- Thank you, don’t forget to tell all of your friends and family members. BYE!!!!
April 11th, 2012 at 11:03 am
The Super Traveler 3000 Script
Mireille S.: Character number 1
Estefania P.: Character number 2
Brooke S.: Character number 3
Nathan A.: Character number 4
Places: Paris, Boston, Beach
M: I’m so bored.
S: Me too.
B: Let’s go somewhere.
M: Let’s go to Paris!
S: Are you crazy?
B: I’m not paying that much money!
M: It’s not that much money, with the Super Traveler 3000 you can go anywhere in the world in a flash!
S: That sounds cool!
B: Hey, I’ve heard of that before!
S: How can we get it?
M: I saw it in a store and on TV.
B: Let’s go get it!
S: How about we each pitch in $1000.
M: Great idea!
Scene 2
B: This was my best purchase ever!
S: Same here.
M: How do we use it?
S: Let’s read the instructions, DUH!
B: All we need to do is talk to it and hold hands, then we can go anywhere.
M: No PDA! Ha-ha
S: Paris time!
B: Hurry, hold hands!
M: Weeeeeee!
B: Oh my goodness, it worked!
S: Let’s go party!
M: This is so cool!
N: Qui Qui (we we)
B: Okay, this is getting boring, let’s go to Boston!
S: Yeah!
M: Boston, here we come!
Scene 3
N: Hey kids want to go to a Red Sox game?
B: Sure!
M: Can we have a Boston Tea Party or something else?
S: No, let’s go to the baseball game!
(Nathan sings the baseball song)
M: Did he just sing to me? Oh my god I’m going to tweet about this!
B: Oh yeah, can we take a picture with you?
S: Finally some memories!
N: Say cheese!
M: Okay, I have to go I’m creeped out by this hobo.
(Nathan looks at Mireille creepily)
S: Kk the beach it is!
Scene 4
S: Oh my god we went to three places in ten minutes!
M: That’s so cool, I can’t wait to show my parents!
B: And I can’t believe we only spent $3000 and saved so much money!
M: What a steal!
S: If you want to buy this product call 1-800-SUPER-TRAVELER and order yours now!
All: Don’t wait, just call now!
April 11th, 2012 at 11:12 am
A – Lindsay B-Kiersten
A – (Panting) I’m so tired, I need some shade.
B – Here try the Weather Machine. (Hands the Weather Machine over)
A – (Moves arrow to shade selection) (gets dark) WOW! Thanks. Where can I buy one of these?
B – You can buy them online at http://www.weathermachine.com or call us at 1-800-WEATHER for only 499.98 plus shipping and handling. (While supplies last). The weather machine uses advanced technology to change the weather for 24 hours within a 50-mile radius. Results may vary. Must be 18 years or older to purchase.
April 11th, 2012 at 11:23 am
A – Lindsay B-Kiersten
THE WEATHER MACHINE
A – (Panting) I’m so tired, I need some shade.
B – Here try the Weather Machine. (Hands the Weather Machine over)
A – (Moves arrow to shade selection) (gets dark) WOW! Thanks. Can it do anything else?
B – yeah it can make it rain, snow, and sunny or shady.
A – (keeps moving around the arrows) COOL! I like the rain and sun! Where can I buy one of these?
B – You can buy them online at http://www.weathermachine.com or call us at 1-800-WEATHER for only 499.98 plus shipping and handling. (While supplies last). The weather machine uses advanced technology to change the weather for 24 hours within a 50-mile radius. Results may vary. Must be 18 years or older to purchase.
April 11th, 2012 at 12:09 pm
The Invisa Watch Script
N- One Penguin
P- Ah Ah Ah
N-On a Mission
B-Hey, come back here
N-To find the watch!
P- Whoa, this is cool!
N-The Invisa Watch
P- (clicks watch) oh my gosh, I am invisable
B-Where did he go?
P-You will never Find me, Hahahaha
N-Coming soon to your local Kmart
K-The invisa watch will turn you invisible for one hour.If you would like to buy one,go to kmart or call 1-800-601-8492 NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!
P-Also, if you would like to help a penguin in antarctica call 1-800PENGUINSARECUTE!
N-Okkk, this is weird
P-Yea
N-Hmm
P-Okay BYEEEEEEE
April 11th, 2012 at 12:48 pm
Script for Calorie Destroyer
By Lucia R. & Kelsey M.
Announcer: Do you feel like you’re gaining weight? Do you mope around all day thinking you will never be skinny? Well, we have a solution for you! The Calorie Destroyer sucks out the calories out of any junk food you can imagine! Cakes, pies, cookies, cupcakes, chips, anything!
(Brings headphones and keyboard to table. Gets cookie out and puts headphones on cookie.)
Announcer: All you have to do is press the space button on the keyboard and BAM! That delicious cookie will be calorie-free! It’s so easy!
(Presses space button and waits 5 seconds.)
Announcer: Now, you can eat this cookie and not feel guilty about gaining weight! It’s amazing! This product costs $1,000. You might think this product costs a fortune and is way too expensive, but trust me, it will be worth it! The Calorie Destroyer will change your life! To buy, call 1-800-613-7952.
April 11th, 2012 at 1:22 pm
The Script: Ninja Powder
Morgan: “I got bullied today, again. I hate this!”
Aleixs: *Pops up
Alexis: “I know what you need, Ninja Powder. It turns you into a ninja! All you need to do is go into a dark room and the there you go! You will never be bullied again!”
Morgan: “Um, thanks…I’ll go try it.”
Morgan: *Goes into dark room
Morgan: “WOW! It really did work! I would like to see a bully mess with me now!”
*Bully pops up
“Give me your luch money!”
Morgan: *Starts doing Ninja moves
Morgan: “Ninja Powder, may you use it wisely!”
Alexis: *Pops up
Aleixs: “For the small price of only $525 it can be yours!”
April 11th, 2012 at 1:29 pm
Matt=huge friend, Hussein=small friend, Dr.Damiani=doctor, Micheal=camera person
INSTA-ABS
Matt-Man I’m so swole. My body is perfect for beach season. Hussein how are you such a scrub you know I’m not friends with jits.
Hussein-Yeah I know but I try, my results don’t come out to great like you. What do you do to become so swole?
Matt-Don’t worry jit I know a guy he’s got just the stuff you’re looking for. Yes I do work out but my abs couldn’t come from hard work. If I worked out to much I wouldn’t have enough time to buy snapbacks, Jordan, and killer tank tops.
Hussein-What do you mean?
Matt-Shut up scrub and follow me. (Taking Hussein to Dr. Damiani)
Dr.Damiani-Sup Matt what do you need.
Matt-My scrub friend isn’t swole enough to roll with me I don’t chill with jits.
Dr.Damiani-I see we have a jit on our hands well scrub have a seat I got you scrub.
Hussein-Alright I’m doing this for chicks.
Matt-Yeah that’s how my homies speak.
Dr.Damiani-1.2.3 this won’t hurt. (10 seconds later) there you go non scrub.
Hussein-Holy moly my abs are there!! No longer am I a scrub. Yo Matt lets go tan so I can show my abs off.
Dr.Damiani-Get it now. Dueces.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:21 pm
Insta-beauty script
Actors
Kaili- ugly and pretty girl
Sam-celebrity endorsement
Taylor-friend
Alexa-mirror
Ryan-ugly and handsome guy
Script
Kaili- (looking at the mirror, Alexa behind) mirror, mirror on the wall who’s the prettiest of them all?
Alexa-well, not you!!
Kaili- what do you mean?
Alexa-not to be mean but, you could use a little cosmetic help. You should try insta-beauty!!!
Kaili- what’s that?
Sam- here let me help you (sprinkles “insta-beauty” dust all over face and clothes) (Kaili becomes pretty)
Kaili- who thanks!! But who are you?
Sam- I’m Sam the professional softball player. Even though I was already beautiful I still use insta-beauty. When I’m in a rush to a game and I didn’t do my hair insta-beauty sure comes in handy. I just sprinkle so insta-beauty in my hair and “POOF” my hair is in a perfect pony tail with my team bow…see…
Kaili- wow that’s amazing….. Now I have to go show my friend
Taylor- Omg kaili you look amazing!!!!!!
Sam- it works outstanding on guys as well.
Ryan- lookin good baby, looking good… (Walks over to Kaili and hugs her)
Sam- so call or go online now and get your insta-beauty for only $199.99!!!! call now and get your very own insta-beauty brush free!!!!!!
April 11th, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Wish maker script
Erin F.
Danielle C.
Period 5
Erin: man its SOO HOT outside I WISH I had a fan
*pause*
Sales person: do you want to make free wishes? Well now you can with the WISH MAKER!!! On sale for only $250.That right for only $250
*pause*
Erin: really. How do you use it?
Sales person: all you do is write down your wish on a slip of paper slip it through the slot and wait for words to come on the screen. It should say your wish is being generated and wait for it at the top.
*pause*
Erin: really that’s cool. Where can I get one?
Salesperson: yeah it’s really that easy the number you call is 783-904-7467 if not go to wishmaker.com may all your wishes come true
Erin: I will tell you if it works bye
April 11th, 2012 at 2:32 pm
Micro-Zap
Joe: Ugh, I’m so hungry. I wish there was a way to get food super quickly.
Salesman: Well look no further! Introducing the Micro-Zap! The micro-zap is a fast way to get your food. Here is how it works. You write what you want on a piece of paper and stick it into the micro-zap. Then, click the ZAP button and its there!
Dwyane: I got my micro-zap and I love it!
Albert: Oh me too! It is amazing!
Joe: Well where can I get one?
Salesman: I happen to have one with me now. Here you go. *gives Joe the micro-zap*
Joe: Whoa thanks!
Salesman: And that will be $9,875.00 but it will save you so much money in the long run.
Joe: Oh. Here you go. *gives salesman $*
April 11th, 2012 at 2:55 pm
Pocket Boyfriend Script
Ali T, Samantha d, Sam W P-5
person- (walks in with Ali) I’m breaking up with you.
Ali- (Looks down dramatically)
Samantha – (walks in) Are you sad and depressed from being dumped and having no one else in your loner life?
Ali -yeah
Samantha- Well not any more thanks to pocket boyfriend. Here, (Hands Ali a tiny box) it fits in your pocket and whenever you want a perfect amazing muscular boy friend just pull the box out of your pocket like this (pulls box out of pocket using flash and windows movie maker) and you have a perfect pocket boyfriend and its only $9,999.99. You see?
Sam – Hey babe how’s it going I am your personal pocket boyfriend.
Ali- thanks Pocket boyfriend. (Walks away smiling with sam)
Samantha- (point’s camera towards him) so go and buy pocket boyfriend today!
April 12th, 2012 at 11:13 am
Stranger: Gosh! This app takes forever to download!! And I want my iPod to be a different color.
Advertiser: Hey you! Are you tired of your slow iPod Touch? Do you wish your iPod was faster, even with service?
Stranger: Yeah. If only there was such thing. Faster, cooler, and even 4G LTE service! If only there is such thing…
Advertiser: Well you are in luck! The new iPod Touch 5X brings all those features, and even more! New colors, 4G LTE internet browsing, new colors! As a matter a fact, you can customize your iPod.
Stanger: Really?! Sounds amazing! Tell me more.
Advertiser: You have not heard anything yet. It has a hologram display, in color or standard blue. The iPod Touch 5X comes with Siri, the personal assistant that helps you do your tasks. The iPod comes with a touch home button; the original home button also works too. IPod replaces the iPhone, leaving you with 2 choices, to have a voice plan with 4G LTE, or just the internet plan with 4G LTE. If you bought the internet plan but you want to switch your plan, you can upgrade your plan right from the 5X. Just buy the phone app, originally on the iPhone, for $50.00 besides, it is Waterproof.
Stranger: Wow! I want all of this!! I want to upgrade! How much for a 32 GB model?
Advertiser: $300 – $600 dollars. We also have the new 128 GB model! You can get iPod at Staples, Target, Wal-Mart, any service
company, and at your nearest Apple Store! Call 1-800-5X!
April 12th, 2012 at 11:22 am
Script for the Potable Wardrobe!
Narrator: Desi P1: Devon P2: Alexa
N: Has this ever happened to you?
(Devon gets a mud stain on her new t-shirt)
P1: Oh No!
N: Or this?
(Devon gets a grass stain on her new jeans)
P1: Oh NO! Not again!
(Devon does a pouty face)
(Devon sits on a bench as a mysterious stranger appears)
P2: BOY! You look like you could need a portable Wardrobe!
P1: A portable wardrobe? What’s That?
P2: It’s a magical device that changes cloths right for you! Now lets do something about those cloths of yours
(p2 presses a button on the pw)
(As game show music comes on and the back round changes into a dressing room, glitter and sparkles fly everywhere)
P1: Whoa! What just happened? Where are we?
P2: (as she ignores p1’s questions) now let’s get you out of those cloths!
(p2 gets out the portable wardrobe and slaps it on p1’s wrist)
P1: Is this the P.W.?
P2: Yes, and when you press these (She points to the two buttons) two buttons it automatically changes your clothes for you!
(devon presses the two buttons and her clothes change)
P1: Whoa that’s amazing!
(they both say thanks PW to the camera in synch)
N: (in very high speed voice) Use of the PW may result in Hair color chance, Shrinking and a sun burn. Only 3 PW’s per house hold! Only $8,102!15% off your second perchance if u buy one in the next 30 minuets !
April 12th, 2012 at 12:10 pm
Peter: uhhh this is bogus. Joey: Yo dude look at that nerd over there. Peter: (nods when the narrator talks)
Narrator: Are you a nerd do you hate it? Do you want to be like him (camera points at Joey)? Introducing the SWAGGER RAY!!!!!!
Joey: give me that thing.( Hudson gives Joey the ray)
Peter: (zap)
Joey: Swag Much.
Peter: (Dances)
Justin: That’s how we roll.
April 12th, 2012 at 12:13 pm
Olivia: camera girl
Evan: kid that gets the boo-boo
Gavin: random boy who come out and talks about the cut
Savi: Band-aid man & the person who brings the band-aid
Austin: bully
Jason: commercial guy
Austin: (in the courtyard outside) why are you sitting at my table? Evan: I’m sorry Austin: move! (pushes Evan on the ground) Evan falls onto the ground and gets a booboo on his wrist Evan: OW! Savi: comes out and says if u need a band-aid and u want the cut to go away in two minutes…. Try the booboo fixer! (pulls out the band-aid and puts it on Evan) it always works! Gavin: WOW that’s so cool! I want who of those! Where do I get it? (smiles really big) Jason: call 1-800-boobooo to get your boo-boo fixer today. It’s only $69.95 and comes in a pack of 12 plus you can use one twice!
April 12th, 2012 at 1:13 pm
Forever Lasting Gum By: caner , myles , dalton
Hey do you have any gum
Ya here have some
2 hours later
Wow I lost the taste
I wish I had some gum that would last forever
I can help. Presenting the forever lasting gum
Wow what does it do
It makes the flavor of the gum last foreverrrrrr
Even until you die
Wow are you serious
ya
how many different flavors are there
11 and also you can mix some flavors together like lemon and lime
Wow can a have a pack of it
Sure, that will be $19.89
Ok here
YUMMMMMMMMMM this gum taste delicious
Ovcourse it does we made it with the best strawberries we could find
Wow I cant wait till this is in stores
It’ll be out in 1 week
Cool
Side effects are burning mouth and color changing tounge
Why is my tounge red?
April 12th, 2012 at 1:14 pm
Forever Lasting Gum By: caner , myles , dalton
Hey do you have any gum
Ya here have some
2 hours later
Wow I lost the taste
I wish I had some gum that would last forever
I can help. Presenting the forever lasting gum
Wow what does it do
It makes the flavor of the gum last foreverrrrrr
Even until you die
Wow are you serious
ya
how many different flavors are there
11 and also you can mix some flavors together like lemon and lime
Wow can a have a pack of it
Sure, that will be $19.89
Ok here
YUMMMMMMMMMM this gum taste delicious
Ovcourse it does we made it with the best strawberries we could find
Wow I cant wait till this is in stores
It’ll be out in 1 week
Cool
Side effects are burning mouth and color changing tounge.
Why is my tounge red?
April 12th, 2012 at 1:17 pm
The Smart Pill
Script
Parts: camera= shavon, Zach= pharmacist,
Casey=buyer/student, Remy=other student.
Casey- “ I can’t pass a test!” “is There something that can help?”
Zach- “Yes there is!” “a New pill we got in today called the smart pill.”
Casey-“what’s the smart pill and what does it do?”
Zach- “the smart pill automatically makes you a genius! You will never fail a test again!”
Casey- “that’s amazing! Are there any side Effects that I should be worried about?”
Zach- “yes there are. The side effects are headaches, nausea, and sneezing. If any occur please call your doctor immediately.”
Casey-“Thanks! I’ll take one bottle.”
Zach-“ok that will be 400 dollars.”
The next day in school
Casey- “I’m ready to take the test!”
Remy- “really? how it’s a pop quiz?”
Casey- “because I have the smart pill!”
Remy-“wow! Can I have one?”
Casey- “no.” and walks away.
Teacher- “here you go Students” (passes out the tests)
Casey- “Time to ace this test!”
Remy- “casey please can I have one of those smart pills!?”
Casey- “no. leave me alone!”
Remy- “fine”
After the test
Casey- “I finally got a 100% on a test. Whaoooooooo!”
Remy- “ I didn’t need it I got an 80% anyway”
Casey- “I can go an put this on my refrigerator”
Remy- “Whatever!”
April 12th, 2012 at 1:19 pm
Teleporting phone!
Jt: “Hey Alexis, look at my new phone!”
Alexis: “Oh cool, what does it do?”
Jt: “Well, have you ever wanted to go anywhere you were thinking of?”
Alexis: “Yea…”
Jt: “Well this phone lets you do that!”
Alexis: “No way!”
Jt: “Yea! Watch!”
*Stands by Alexis and goes somewhere else
Alexis: “I want one!”
Jt: “For the price of, you can have it!”
Alexis: “ I can go from the media center to the cafeteria in a blink of an eye!!
Jt:”wow that’s amazing now I really want one.”
Alexis:”its only $299.99.”
April 12th, 2012 at 1:28 pm
Script for Commercial
Gil- man my phone isn’t fast enough it takes so long to text and to call grandma. It takes even longer to look at YouTube videos
Solah- well then you should get the pear pod it is the fastest phone alive going at the speed of light and call now and as an extra bonus we will give you the hologram feature. It allows you to make a 4d hologram of anyone for any need
Gil- really
Solah-really
Gil-that’s amazing I’m going to go and get one right now how much does it cost
Solah- only a short fee of 7dollars and 77 cents, and a shipping and handling fee of ten thousand dollars it’s really cheap
Gil-what a deal
Solah- but only for a limited time only.
Chris- this product is chuck Norris approved. Side effects can include nausea, headaches, and occasional explosions at the name of Justin bieber. Please use irresponsibly.
April 12th, 2012 at 1:29 pm
our Script for Commercial is amazing
Gil- man my phone isn’t fast enough it takes so long to text and to call grandma. It takes even longer to look at YouTube videos
Solah- well then you should get the pear pod it is the fastest phone alive going at the speed of light and call now and as an extra bonus we will give you the hologram feature. It allows you to make a 4d hologram of anyone for any need
Gil- really
Solah-really
Gil-that’s amazing I’m going to go and get one right now how much does it cost
Solah- only a short fee of 7dollars and 77 cents, and a shipping and handling fee of ten thousand dollars it’s really cheap
Gil-what a deal
Solah- but only for a limited time only.
Chris- this product is chuck Norris approved. Side effects can include nausea, headaches, and occasional explosions at the name of Justin bieber. Please use irresponsibly.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:33 pm
Script
Diego walks in the courtyard and tries to shuffle. But, he cant. Roger ( the narrator) says that Diego cant shuffle for his life and that he sucks at it.
Roger ( the narrator) – “wow bro you really suck at shuffilng, you cant do that for your life.
Diego- Diego whimpers and says “hey I can shuffle so hush up.
Diegos friend Eddy shows up wearing the shuffle shoes. And he shows them to Diego and explains the details about this hip new shoe.
Eddy- “hey Diego do you want to know how to shuffle”?
Diego- “Heck yeah show me”!
Eddy- “here put these on”
Diego- “wow the shuffle shoes”! ok ill put them on.
Eddy- “there you go bro” so people do you want to shuffle like Diego”? “ well go out and buy your own pair of shuffle shoes they cost 69.99 and are boss”! “ Buy your won pair now”!
April 12th, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Script for Phone Transporter
Shelby- Did you hear about the new transporting phone?
Brooke- No. What is it?
Shelby- Wow!! Everyone knows what it is. Apple just came out with it; it comes out in July of this year.
Brooke- That is so cool, but it will probably be really expensive and no one be able to afford it.
Shelby- Yeah, but it will be really cool.
4 Months Later
Shelby- Look at what my parents just bought for me.
Brooke- Is that the phone transporter you told me all about.
Shelby- Yeah, it was only $1000 dollars.
Brooke- Wow. It is so cool. I wish I had one.
Shelby- Do you want to use it?
Brooke- Yeah I do want to use it. Can we?
Shelby- Yeah we can. Ok. So where do you want to go?
Brooke- I want to go to the Cafeteria.
Shelby- Ok. We have to put that in here and where we are right now, which is the Courtyard. Do you want to get lunch when we are in the cafeteria?
Brooke- Yeah, I am very hungry.
Shelby-(Grabs Brooke’s backpack and both jump in air)
In Cafeteria
Shelby- Ok. I will have water.
Brooke-I want a Lunchbox Surprise, please.
Luis-Ok, girls. (Hands Shelby water and Brooke a box.)
Shelby- Lets go to the bleachers to eat lunch. Shelby-How many times have you done that?
Brooke-None, how many have you?
Shelby- I use it all the time.
Brooke-Let’s get a bite to eat.
Brooke-Ok. Can we transport there?
Shelby-Yeah, we can. (Repeats transporter actions.)
Bleachers
Brooke and Shelby eat at the bleachers.
Shelby- I guess we need to get back to Mr. Goldstein’s classroom.
Brooke-Ok, I guess we should.
Luis- Get your phone transporter today for only $1000 at your apple retailer.
(Transport back to class, Credits start to role)
April 12th, 2012 at 3:54 pm
SCRIPT
cameraman (Kyle.H): Have this ever happened to you?
Robber (Matt R): man look at this fool.
Robber II (Brandon G.): yea let’s get him.
(At the same time Josias C and James C. gets their wallet stolen)
(Kyle H) “Well than you need the 25th century G-shocker. This is no ordinary watch it will stop those robbers right in their tracks it’s the watch that everybody wants”
Robber II (Brandon G) man look he came again
Robber (Matt R) hey come on let’s take his wallet again
(Josias takes out the g-shocker and shocks robber 1 and 2)
Kyle H (“Only 599.99 but for a limited time only you can have the G- shocker for only 200.00”)
Matt R (“Side affect may include self shock, muscle spasms due to the shock, and other side effects that we can’t tell you”)
April 12th, 2012 at 3:56 pm
Nicole wakes up
“Finally its my birthday”
Walks up to mirror
“Oh my god I look horrible”
“its my birthday and I have to look pretty’
‘but I don’t know how to do my makeup’’
‘what do I do’’
Amber jumps in
“HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU ?
NOT GOOD AT DOING YOUR MAKEUP,
DON’T HAVE TIME?
WELL THAT’S OVER THANKS TO THE NEW MAKEOVER MASTER!
It’s the easiest , fastest way to do your makeup!All it is this small device
That makes you so beautiful ! “Lauren jumps in
“Its only $200 dollars plus a $30 fee every month!
Call now and get this special edition case just pay separate shipping and handling!
Call 561-1800-MakeoverMaster”
Nicole walks in looking pretty
“I look gorgeous”
“ now im not ugly like her and I can go to my party”
Enters classroom everyone says happy bday lights flickr and everyone dances
Everyone says thank you makeover master.
April 13th, 2012 at 11:12 am
The Script
James-“I’m in such a bad mood today and I feel so weak”
Bianca-“James was just fired from his job, and his girlfriend just broke
up with him.”
Geo-“Well why don’t you try some of this?” *pulls out Rage Punch*
James-“What is that?”
Tavon-“RAGE PUNCH, IT’S RAGE PUNCH!!”
Geo-“Yes, its Rage Punch it tastes so good, want to try some?”
James-“SURE!!”
*James started to get calm and big*.
James-“WOW! This does really work guys!”
Geo-“I told you, but be careful with that.”
James-“Why not?”
Tavon-“Because if you drink too much then you can get sick”
Geo-“So, when you’re feeling down and having a bad day just have some Rage Punch and you’ll feel stronger and calmer!”
Everyone-“RAGE PUNCH! RAGE PUNCH! RAGE PUNCH!”
April 13th, 2012 at 11:14 am
The T-Bolt
Character 1: Jack Camera Man: Jeremy
Character 2: Bruno
Location: Courtyard
Jack: Oh man! I forgot my wallet at home (Kicks wall)
Jack: And I don’t feel like driving back home at this time
Bruno: Man, I’m glad I have the T-Bolt
Jack: T-Bolt? What’s that?
Bruno: The T-Bolt is like the greatest watch in the world!
Jack: Yeah, but what does that have to do with me forgetting my wallet at home?
Bruno: Well, the T-Bolt can teleport any object that’s yours right in front of you, Like this. (Presses T button on watch then keyboard comes out)
Bruno: Then you simply type the object you need. (Types in “wallet”)
Bruno: Then it comes right in front of you. (Wallet floats in front of Jack, then Jack grabs the wallet)
Jack: Really? How
Bruno: The T-Bolt uses advanced technology made by Mr. Goldstein, one of the smartest inventors in the world.
Jack: WOW! I want one of those watches!
Bruno: I bet you do!
Bruno: And it’s only $2,500! Kind of expensive but it’s worth it.
April 13th, 2012 at 11:14 am
THE 3 COURSE SPRAY!
Narrator – Have you ever felt that making food takes so much time, well then the 3 course spay is for you! The 3 course spray uses unique technology that allows random mist to spray out of a bottle into yummy food. This product allows you to still save time for your hobbies. Forget boring dinner night after night the Spray comes in barbecue, vegetarian, Mexican, seafood, and Italian. Lets spread the word.
Narrator – Hey random citizen would you like be the first to test an amazing product.
Stranger – Yes, I would love to what will I be testing?
Narrator – The 3 course spray. Food will spray out of a bottle in front of your face one course at a time!
Stranger – cool!
Experiment…………….
Stranger – wow it really works!!!!
Narrator – only $99.99
Exclusively at your local Publix!
April 13th, 2012 at 11:16 am
Music Buds Script:
Characters: Girl1: Lori H.
Magic Voice and camera: Greta A.
Teacher: Katie B.
Girl 1: (Take phone out and listens to music)
Teacher: (yells at girl 1 And Takes away phone)
Girl 1: (becomes sad) I’m sad now I can’t listen to music.
Magic Voice: Hey you do you want to listen to music.
Girl 1: (Freaked out not knowing where the voice is coming from) yes!?
Magic Voice: Without a teacher finding out and taking your phone away.
Girl 1: Sure that would be cool.
*magic noises created by the power of animation + new scene*
Setting goes back to the original
Girl 1: (Take phone out and listens to music)
Teacher: (walks by nonchalantly and waves to the teacher)Hi
Magic Voice: See he can’t see that you’re listening to music.
Girl 1: I LOVE MUSIC BUDS!!!
*Plays part of me in the background*
Girl 1: Music buds are a part of me that teachers can never see
Magic Voice: Music buds are $50 and shipping and handling and teachers can physically see them.
THE END
April 13th, 2012 at 12:14 pm
Mystical Makeup Machine Script
Lexi- ordinary girl
Abbie- Mystical Makeup Machine user
Dayna and Taylor- Mystical Makeup Machine sellers
Ashley- camera person
Lexi- (struggling putting on makeup)
Abbie- Why are you wasting your time putting on your makeup? Haven’t you heard of Mystical Makeup Machine?
Lexi- Mystical Makeup Machine? What’s that?
Abbie- (fast) The Mystical Makeup Machine is a machine that gives you a makeover like a pro in less than 5 seconds. Its also easily portable and it only costs 3 payments of $99.99
Lexi- There’s only one problem. I don’t know where to find this “Mystical Makeup Machine”!
Abbie- Come on! I’ll show you!
Lexi- Ok let’s go!
(Lexi and Abbie walk away and then arrive at the place that sells the Mystical Makeup Machine)
Taylor- Hey! How are you?
Lexi- Good! Thanks!
Dayna- Would you like to try the Mystical Makeup Machine?
(Dayna and Taylor spray makeup on Lexi with the machine and then hand Lexi a mirror)
Lexi- I love it! Wow, thanks Mystical Makeup Machine for doing my makeup!
April 13th, 2012 at 2:42 pm
Manoela Narrator/psycho person
Paulesha Sales man
Luisa Person who gets the car
Jackie Person’s friend
SCRIPT:
Manoela: Have you ever wanted some tight wheels to call yours? But don’t know where to find some? Can you not come up with enough paper for the kind you want? Well, here’s a groovy story about someone like you.
Luisa: College is totally wack without a ride.
Jackie: I totally agree with you, but where are we gonna come up with that green stuff?
Luisa: I don’t know bro. But even putting both of our cha-ching together we can’t even afford one to share.
Jackie: If only there was a nice boy toy to get us a wicked rad ride.
Luisa: That would be a head rush! As long as he’s not grody.
Manoela: These crunk girls don’t got no clue what they could have. Now check out when we bring this stud into the picture.
Jackie: Who’s that bad boy comin’ our way?
Paulesha: How you valley girls doing today? I gotta deal for you.
Luisa: What kind of deal?
Paulesha: The kind you’ll like.
Jackie & Luisa: Well I’m free tomorrow.
Paulesha: Uh. No. I’m talking about a sweet pair of wheels you chicks’ might dig, ight?
Jackie: What kind vehicle?
Luisa: Yeeeeh, what kind?
Paulesha: Well, it gets you up high in the sky. Plus it resembles the vans’ that your homies drive. Except this one cruises up to 600 feet in the air. Custom designed, costing “less” than the ones you see on the streets. It has chrome wheels, leather interior, a cotton candy machine, a bottomless gum pit, a soda machine, a cupcake machine, and a complementary puppy!
Jackie: That sounds dope!
Luisa: How much mula is this costing me?
Manoela: Hold the phone! Now, if you buy this clicker you can get these sweet pair of wheels for free! Originally this clicker was $374,890,152.99, but call now and you can get the amazing deal of 1% off! So this is only costing you $374,890,152.80! Plus shipping and handling. We are not responsible for any injuries (missing body parts, broken bones, diseases, tumors, internal bleeding, extra limbs, compulsive lying, puking, etc, etc.) caused by the clicker.
Luisa: Sounds rad!
The
End
April 13th, 2012 at 2:46 pm
Script
Diego walks in the courtyard and tries to shuffle. But, he can’t. Roger (tAhe narrator) says that Diego can’t shuffle for his life and that he sucks at it.
Roger (the narrator) – “Wow bro you really suck at shuffling, you can’t do that for your life.”
Diego- Diego whimpers and says “Hey I can shuffle so hush up.”
Diego’s friend Eddy shows up wearing the shuffle shoes. And he shows them to Diego and explains the details about this hip new shoe.
Eddy- “Hey Diego do you want to know how to shuffle?”
Diego- “Heck yeah show me!”
Eddy- “Here put these on.”
Diego- “Wow the shuffle shoes! Ok I’ll put them on.”
Eddy- “There you go bro. So people do you want to shuffle like Diego. Well go out and buy your own pair of shuffle shoes they cost 69.99 and are boss! Buy your own pair now!”
April 13th, 2012 at 3:59 pm
Messi 10
Adam and Sam playing soccer.
-Adam- I suck at soccer!
-Yiorgos- Do you not want to suck at soccer?
-Adam- Nodds yes.
-Yiorgos- Then here are the new Messi 10’s for only $410.00.
Tommy gives the shoes to Adams and Sam ties Adam’s shoes.
Adam does a lot of good tricks and megs Sam and Tommy and shoots and scores.
April 16th, 2012 at 2:56 pm
Gummy Gum Talk zip away
Having trouble trying to communicate with others and the only way to get help is by taking a language course class …. Not anymore don’t worry you don’t have to spend days of your life trying to learn a new language just take our delicious gum only for $ 25.oo bucks and its easy just think of the language you want to speak and there you go.
Our gum also includes changing of color for that you just think of a color and it changes too. We also sale flavor tubes if you’re gum loses flavor just squeeze the tube on your gum and chew.
Script
One person goes around trying to communicate with many other people and no one understands (him/her) so after trying really hard (he/she) gives up until (he/she) sees our commercial. And finally (he/she) communicates with others.
Cafeteria. Person: Hi can I have a cheese burger with onions and pickles.
Cafeteria Lady: Sorry I can understand what you’re saying. If you could please move over you are holding up the line.
Person: What about my cheeseburger.
Classroom.
Luiz: Hi do you want to study with me for the Math Test.
Student: Excuse me Luiz I just can’t really get what you’re saying and I got to go Bye.
Luiz: Study!!!…. I said Study!!!!!!! Gosh STUDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Media Center.
Librarian: Hi can I help you with anything???
Luiz: yes. Can you help me find the book Hunger Games????
Librarian: What are you saying??? I’m sorry I don’t get a thing you’re saying.
(Luiz gives up and goes on his own to look for the book himself)
(While he searches for the book he bumps into the TV and that causes it to turn on and that when the commercial shows our gum.)
Commercial
Commercial: Hey you!!!!
Luiz: me??????
Commercial: YES YOU!! Come over and try our new gum
Commercial continues……..
Jaguar Store
Luiz: Gum (he points at it)
Lady: this one???
Luiz: ummhumm (nods a yes).
Luiz: (chews the gum).
Luiz: Talks English.
Lady: wow!! You’re talking English. Side Effect may include change of tongue color and permanent language. (Pictures of Luiz tongue color).
April 16th, 2012 at 3:50 pm
Future Glasses
SCRIPT- a mean girl says that another girl is going to have a really bad future and then the other girl is all worried about having a bad future so then the future ninja comes and gives her the special future goggles to see her future and prove the mean girl either wrong or right so
Mean girl: you are such a loser!! You have noo life so now that proves that you have noo future.
Other girl: yes I do
Mean girl: oh yeah well there is no way that you can prove that ( walks away)
Other girl: (goes to sit down and cry)
(Ninjas come in and they try to make things better by putting the glasses near the sad girl that is crying)
(Other girl finds the galsses next to her)
Other girl- what is this
(puts the glasses on)
Other girl- oh glasses can I please see my future
( sees her future and is happy )
Other girl – whoa my future is really great im going to be very successful when I grow up im so happy now! anybody should buy these glasses now! They are amazing !!!!
April 23rd, 2012 at 11:21 am
U-GUM
Brett- Hey, do you have some gum I can have?
Marlayna- Yeah I have a pack, let me get it.
Marlayna- Gets gum from pocket, opens pack and realizes there is no gum!
Brett jumps in and asks “has this ever happened to you”?
Brett- well today’s your lucky day because I have U-gum. This gum is unlimited and the taste lasts twice as long as the leading brand. All you have to do to refill your pack is to close the pack, press the lightning bolt and open the pack back up. When you open it, a fresh pack of gum will be there.
Marlayna-what flavors does it have?
Brett-U-gum comes in strawberry, mint and one mystery flavor that changes every time.
Marlayna- with all those cool features, I bet it costs a lot doesn’t it?
Brett- not really, U-gum only cost 99.99.
Marlayna- cool, I can’t wait to buy it!
Brett- U-gum, the only unlimited gum in the world.
April 23rd, 2012 at 3:49 pm
Script for Morphy commercial
Cast
Camera Man (David B) and short kid (Mahmoud H)
Morphed kid (Shelby) guy at the stand (matt)
Setting: ride entrance
Narrator: has this ever happended?
Mahmoud: (trys to go on the ride)
Matt: ( puts arm in front of mahmoud) what do you think you are doing?
Mahmoud: going on the ride.
Matt: sorry but you must be this tall.
Mahmoud: aww (walks away then takes out a piece of morphy and eats it.)
Ow ow its really painful (runs left to and back a few times) switch charecters to Shelby
Shelby: (looks at hand in amazement) this stuff really works!
Walks to the stand again and trys to enter
Matt: (moves aside) you may go
Shelby: {idiot}
Gets on ride and goes and then comes off as original child
Narrator: that’s why you should get the morphy when times in need morphy is there for you
April 23rd, 2012 at 3:58 pm
BRACEFORMER SCRIPT
Director: Tiffany C.
Scene 1
Katie- jumps in and says
-do you want to be different? Do you want to feel like something or someone else? Well then you should buy the Braceformers! The awesome shift shapers that help you turn into anything you want by a simple click of a button!
Scene 2
Berdoucha – also jumps in from the background and says
-To make the Braceformer activate you have to press the button and think of what you want to be!
Scene 3
Camera person (tiffany) – says behind the camera “for example.”
Scene 4
-Andrea – comes on and hears her friend coming.
-In the background Tyra says “where is Gabriella.”
(Gabriella) gasps and presses the button and turns into a flower.
-Tyra says “I thought I heard her here.”
Scene 5
Berdoucha- Something’s you can transform into are:
• Candies
• Cars
• Flowers
• Laptops
• I pads
• Ice creams
• airplane
• And even an animals
Scene 6
Katie- says fast
-Only for 3 payments of 9.99/ visa not allowed or checks.
-Side effects:
• Brain Damage
• Headaches
• Arm spasms
• Nausea
• Dizziness
•
• Memory loss
But that’s alright!. No worries be happy.
Scene 6
Andrea says-
YOU NEED IT!
YOU’LL BUY IT!
YOU’LL LOVE IT!
April 24th, 2012 at 12:30 pm
Have you ever wanted to learn Spanish but don’t have the time to take Spanish classes or buy those pesky computer programs like “Rosetta Stone”.
Now you don’t have to do anything!!!
Introducing “Spanish Spud”
Spanish Spud is a potato and with the push of a mustached shaped button… you can learn Spanish instantly!!!!!
Everyone Uses Spanish Spud !
INCLUDING:
MICHELLE OBAMA
Join The Hispanic Potato craze!
(someone asks a question and gets the response in spanish!)
GET THE SPANISH SPUD TODAY AND JOIN NOT HUNDREDS, NOT THOUSANDS, NOT MILLIONS, BUT 1.8 BILLION PEOPLE.
Sold At:
Walmart
Target
Best Buy
Some select Publix
AND MANY MORE PLACES!
SO GO BUY YOUR SPANISH SPUD TODAY
FOR ONLY 19.99!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANKS SPANISH SPUD!
April 24th, 2012 at 2:51 pm
The Invisilator
Rodrigo: Hey look what I bought.
Manuel: What?
Rodrigo: The Invisilator.
Manuel: What does it do?
Rodrigo: it makes you…….Invisible
Manuel: Cool how much did it cost?
Rodrigo: $999.99
Manuel: I wanna try
Both go invisible
Manuel: there are so many things we can do with this
Rodrigo: Like?
Manuel: Pulling pranks. What can’t we do with this?
Follow Noah and keep bothering him
Manuel: where did you get this anyway?
Rodrigo: Invisilator.com
Manuel: Can you get it at a store?
Rodrigo: No
Noah steals the cloak and runs away being invisible
Noah: I’m invisible now
Rodrigo: that didn’t work out very well
Manuel: No it didn’t
Kyle does sales pitch
April 25th, 2012 at 12:15 pm
TeleReality Script
Group- Liudvikas S, Steven W, Lian W
- Lian is watching stuff on his phone looking bored. Liudvikas walks to him. -
Liudvikas- Why do you look so bored?
Lian- Watching TV shows and movies is so boring and outdated.
Liudvikas- Well, there’s this new product called TeleReality. Not only can you watch TV, but you can warp into whatever TV show or movie you’re watching.
Lian- That’s awesome! Do you think I can try it?
Liudvikas- Sure.
- They walk inside –
Liudvikas- Here’s the remote. Choose what channel you wanna warp into.
Lian- Hmmmm. Let’s try The Walking Dead.
- They warp into the cafeteria courtyard. Steven is a zombie that is slowly walking towards us –
Liudvikas- You had to choose The Walking Dead? Really?
Lian- Fine. How about… Aha!
- They warp into Terminator. Liudvikas is running with a Nerf Gun. Steven is acting as a Terminator –
Liudvikas- Hey that guy looks just like me!
Lian- Really, I don’t think so.
Liudvikas- Alright then, let’s just go back to the real world.
Lian- How do you that?
Liudvikas- Just press the “Virtual” Button again.
Lian- Ok…
- They go back to the real world –
Liudvikas- Ok, we’re back.
Steven- (Grunts)
Lian- That guy must wanna say something.
Liudvikas- Ok.
- Steven is outside –
Steven- As you have heard, just watching TV is so lame and outdated. But not with TeleReality. Not only can you just watch TV shows and movies, but you can warp into them! Get it today for $1999.99 plus tax, shipping, and handling. You’ll have a jolly good time…
April 25th, 2012 at 12:22 pm
Mani -Pen
Aya -the test subject
Sasha -spokesperson
Erin -Camera woman
Frances – excited extra person
Aya- Darn!! I forgot a pen again. And I’m running late, AHHHH!!
(Frances quickly walking by, Aya stops Frances)
Aya- Hey do you have a pen I can borrow?
Frances- No, I don’t even know you!?!?
(Sasha walks in and starts talking)
Sasha- Do you need a pen?
Aya- Yes.
Sasha- Do you always forget one?
Aya- YES.
Sasha- DO YOU WANT FABULOUS NAILS?
Aya- YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasha- Well now you can have both with Mani-Pen!!
Frances- But I’m confused! How does it work?
Sasha-Just paint your nails with this and you can write and have beautiful nails!!They become strong and just the perfect length!! Here let me show you how it works, can I have a volunteer?
Aya- I WANT TO TRY!!!
Sasha- Ok here just paint it on and…. (take time to paint on nail) VWALA!!! Now just write!!
(Aya writes)
Aya- That’s awesome! But how much does it cost?
Sasha- Only 10.50!!!
Aya and Frances- WOW!
Aya- And I really need a pen so could I buy some?
Sasha- Sure!!
(Aya hands Sasha the polish)
Frances- I want some too, but I don’t have $10.50, can I have some? (Frances asks Aya)
Aya- No, I don’t even know you! (smile and run to class, Frances looks surprised and pissed)
(show nail polish and speak Erin speak: Get Mani- Pen today in stores for only $10.50, BUY NOW!!)
April 25th, 2012 at 12:28 pm
Have you ever wanted to learn Spanish but don’t have the time to take Spanish classes or buy those pesky computer programs like “Rosetta Stone”.
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Introducing “Spanish Spud”
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Press the mustache and ask your question of how to say the word ‘hello’ for example in Spanish and watch the magic potato speak back to you
“The word for Hello in Spanish is hola”
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(someone asks a question and gets the response in spanish!)
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April 25th, 2012 at 1:05 pm
The Hunger Game Script Commercial
Cast- Emma, Megan, Cerena, and Brody
Cerena- Have you ever wanted to be just like Katniss in the Hunger Games but without all the danger?! Then you should buy the Hunger Game. When you put on the mocking jay pin you are transported into the world of The Hunger Games. When you arrive you can play as Katniss, Peeta, or any other of your favorite characters! If you die in the arena you are then transported to another arena to start a new game! When you take the mocking jay pin off you then come back into the real world with no injuries or pain.
Emma- Brody! I just bought the Hunger Game!
Brody- I bought one too! Let’s play the game!
Emma- Who are you going to play as?! I want to be Katniss!
Brody- I want to play as Peeta!
Emma- Okay, let’s go!
*Brody and Emma put on their pins. Scene change.*
Cerena- 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
*Brody and Emma fighting while Cerena talks*
Cerena- Now if you love The Hunger Games, this is the product for you for a low price of $1000.99! Buy now because they are going fast!
* Commercial End *
April 25th, 2012 at 2:44 pm
ULTRA PEN
Written by Tyler B
Characters
Student-John
Salesman-Dhruv
Fat Guy-Tyler
Camera Man- Matthew
*Ordinary School boy doing homework
School Boy- This pen is terrible! I wish I had a better one
*Magic Salesman appears
Salesman- Hello young man.
School Boy- (screams) who are you!?!?
Salesman- I’m Ackbar the magic genie here to show you the way of the (turns to camera), Ultra Pen 5000
School Boy- What’s the Ultra Pen 5000?
Salesman- Why the Ultra Pen 5000 is only the most advanced pen in the world! It allows you to make your drawings come to life, here watch!
*shows picture to boy and camera
Boy-It’s just two circle with some stubs.
Salesman-Well to you it might be, but to the Ultra Pen 5000 it’s a fat boy eating chocolate
*Boy gets a better look at the picture
Salesman-Kabam!
Boy-Wow!!! How did you do that???
*Camera turns all the way around and there stands a fat boy(Tyler) eating chocolate.
Fatboy-How’d I get here? Where’s the steakhouse?
Boy-Wow, that’s awesome!
Salesman-Well I’m here to help(turns to camera)and if you would like to buy the Ultra Pen 5000 call 561-444-5555 or call right now and receive…. 2 Ultra Pen’s!!! So call now!
*Salesman gets run over by fat boy.
Fatboy-Where’s the candy store?
Salesman-call…now….(falls over)
THE END…..?
April 27th, 2012 at 2:41 pm
The baby monitor 9000
By Matthew Schonger
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Side effects may include mute for life or shouting for life babies in the event of baby bursting into flames put out the flames.
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April 30th, 2012 at 11:08 am
Script
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Bully shoves Nerd
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Nerd gulps
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Bully lashes out at nerd
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